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If you're going to love someone, love them with everything you have lol!!! You know he will LAUGH OUT LOUD when he gets this funny and romantic love card. Get this funny Valentine's Day card now just in time for that special day. Give that special someone a funny card for Valentine's Day or just because. You don't need an excuse to make that special someone smile, and this card is guaranteed to do that:) This funny card is PERFECT!!! PRINTING ================ (Outside) "I love you with my whole heart and my lady parts" (Inside) Blank Card is printed on *kraft cardstock and fits in 4 3/8" x 5 1/2" (A2) envelope These items are printed and already to be shipped!!!! IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION =============================== -Your item will be shipped within 1-2 business days unless otherwise noted. -All items are shipped via USPS First class Mail. Upgrades are available as requested. -We will happily ship to the gift recipient, as well as include a personal note. Please leave such instructions in the "note to seller" box. *Kraft is a recycled paper. This may show slight inclusions which add to the beauty and uniqueness of the paper. SHIPPING TIMES ================= -While packages arrive MUCH, MUCH sooner we allow the post office up to 2 weeks for Domestic delivery and 4-5 weeks for International delivery before resending/refunding for non-delivery. Thank you for understanding, while we pride ourselves on our organization and timeliness, the USPS can be delayed by Mother Nature and circumstance out of our control.